1. fromthedeskofdeadpool:

In response to SHIELD HR

Deadpool knows.

    fromthedeskofdeadpool:

    In response to SHIELD HR

    Deadpool knows.

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  3. scythelliot:

plant boy
this is where bus sketches get me

    scythelliot:

    plant boy

    this is where bus sketches get me

    (via gamegeneral)

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  4. washedoutentirely:

domedirtyandhard:

washedoutentirely

Yes please!!!!

Yup…

    washedoutentirely:

    domedirtyandhard:

    washedoutentirely

    Yes please!!!!

    Yup…

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  6. reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons

    (via whimpermynamesoftly)

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  8. facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

facts-i-just-made-up:

whale-summoner:

whale-summoner:

Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.
The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

"I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."



I need someone to animate this.

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    whale-summoner:

    facts-i-just-made-up:

    whale-summoner:

    whale-summoner:

    Actually, that was the second draft. In the first, he just sat around in his underwear, eating Cheese-its and masturbating.

    The final, climactic scene showed him asking a doctor why his penis was yellow. The Wachowskis intended to cut to credits before the doctor revealed the answer, in order to guarantee interest in a sequel.

    Reblogging this again because I think it’s pretty good

    It is. I tried for like half an hour to alter a Matrix quote to fit it but nothing came to mind. Anything imagined in Laurence Fishburne or Hugo Weaving’s voice about yellow cheese-it penis syndrome would rock.

    "I’m trying to help you clean your penis, Neo. But I can only show you the washcloth. You’re the one who has to use it."

    I need someone to animate this.

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  10. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSAH.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSAH.

    (via loyal-little)

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